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Welcome to the new home for Frank Gaard's online gallery and blog.



Their was a spell at the art school when the second semester was really underpopulated. I always thought it was because the school was so awful but that's the insider angle. Then one fall two mushroom dealers sent up shop next to the back of the art school. Well I don't know what the magic… Read More


On the days my wife is pissed at me I can't paint, oh I do a little. I mean in general painting during lover's spats is nearly impossible. It maybe why I write the writer is all in the head, whole characters in the tiny grey cells. My bi-polar troubles persist in easier form. But I have alot of… Read More


Whoever - Last week Presindente Obombin"( looks like Alfred Jarry)"

Brethren friends of peace art lovers and music appreciators. friends  of strangeness.

This new escalation is huge given thr size of the Afghan population, it looks like they are in theater to protect Pakistan's… Read More


In becoming larger the world also becomes more narrow. One's mystery now is how small we were til we came to the attention of the luxury customers. If ever is  as good a slogan as any,

if ever it's similar to peace or… Read More

Cooked my ass off yesterday, but I could.nt make a pie, ran out of time and steam. Read something regards older people that they think about death more often the young who apparently think about sex. But philosophical people start thinking about death way younger. Artists hard to say given the… Read More