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If life is but a dream then art is the reality show?  A movie made of still pictures. Don't ask me you'll get a binary response, I'm just too French in the mind for these midwestweners, spawn of the hayseed hippies. No ambition here save to prosper but always at the expense of someone else's… Read More

I like animals. I don't like to take care of them say like the family dog when I was a kid. I liked horses riding horse yes very fine thing to do and enjoy. Plus girls and horses is the name of one game or version of a game of pony love. So this love and that love create a certain opening for… Read More

 Yiddish phone sex - long story - Sex is an ocean. My work has always had sexual content even in disguise for times when free speech is more dangerous. Even my fascination with the Hebrew mystical traditions had a very sexual dimension for me. The Sefiroths are gendered my images in the spheres… Read More

 PLEASE STAND BY  This is a test had this been an actual blog I'd already be digressing. My son says I shouldn't blog directly into browser and here I am doing that very thing. I like the directness like email straight ahead no chaser. Painting Archie Bush the donor behind the… Read More

 Yo word up - 1974 Nixon was president when this painting was created. It's old , I was  30 that Christmas. It was the painting in the Artpolice's early years, when I was insane half the time. Artpolicecomics was my most insane creation but this painting was also a big factor nearly 2 years… Read More